I was supposed to meet up with Chef Emeril at my friends house in New Orleans but I didnt get there on time and he/she was asleep at the time and it was past midnight
by leona April 24, 2005

by leona April 25, 2005

by Peeboy June 27, 2003

by asian September 8, 2003

When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."
by Christina March 10, 2005

After pulling your penis out during sex, you ejaculate into your hand, slap your partner in the face and yell, "BAM!"
Todd: I saw Jessica yesterday, why was her cheek all red?
Miguel: I was just inpsired by the Emeril.
Todd: Totally owned.
Miguel: I was just inpsired by the Emeril.
Todd: Totally owned.
by Tas989 January 4, 2008

"The Emeril" is the latest-and perhaps most frightening-in a long list of legendarily sadistic sexual fetishes such as the Dirty Sanchez or the Donkey Punch
The Emeril:
1) While having sex with your girlfriend, pull out of her and nut in your own hand.
2) Step in front of her, throw the nut on her face and yell.......BAM!!! Kick it up a notch!
The Emeril:
1) While having sex with your girlfriend, pull out of her and nut in your own hand.
2) Step in front of her, throw the nut on her face and yell.......BAM!!! Kick it up a notch!
by Gozer the Gozerian August 28, 2008
