Emeril

The star of Cooking With Too Much Salt.

Bam! Bam! Bam!

by Downstrike May 17, 2004

emeril

Portugeses Chef who owns 9 restaurants and owns a office in New Orleans in the Wherehouse District

I was supposed to meet up with Chef Emeril at my friends house in New Orleans but I didnt get there on time and he/she was asleep at the time and it was past midnight

by leona April 24, 2005

emeril

portugese man, husband and father to 4 kids, chef and restaurant owner,

emeril is one swell guy to be around when you are feeling down and need someone to talk to

by leona April 25, 2005

emeril

The act of urainating on your girlfriend/spouse to pleasure yourself.

My baby said she would have me arressted for harrassment so i emeriled on her.

by Peeboy June 27, 2003

emeril

the act of jizzing, pissing, turding on r sex partners face

i did all three emerils to yo mama at once ask her how she liked THAT

by asian September 8, 2003

Emeril Lagasse

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

Emeril, The

When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."

"I pulled an Emeril on this bitch and her eyes burned like hell for a week."

by Christina March 10, 2005