emonet

Internet that constantly cuts itself.

"Sorry I didn't reply to your e-mail last night, my emonet was acting up."

by Sekuna October 23, 2007

emenem

A small chocolate, usually comes in a packet with a lot of others. Available in carious colours. But now available in Black and White.

I love emenem's, that melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

by Scotty_bob September 21, 2004

emebet

Emebet is a word used for a friend who is nice and outgoing.

Emebet is a lovely person

by HILLOOOP September 20, 2016

emenem

Actually spelled "Eminem". A man who has single-handedly forever changed the hip-hop community with his brilliant (most of the time very truthful, yet sometimes incredibly violent) lyrics, and his outstanding good looks.

Have you heard the new Eminem song?

by rachel October 29, 2003

emnett

A general term for "the one that got away." It can be used for both males and females, but the word "emnett" is usually used for men or boys that someone liked, but never got to stay with.

"How's Tom?"
"He turned into an emnett."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that..."

by EmmyWinner November 25, 2011

ementia

Neurological condition causing the inability to spell difficult words whilst typing an email. Realisation only dawns long after clicking on send.

Judging from the number of incoherent words in his recent emails, his friends agreed he was suffering from progressive ementia.

by stephenroi August 5, 2020

eMeNeX

To beat ones ass into obliteration.

Oh Shit You Just Got eMeNeX'd

by T Dawg August 28, 2003