A Korn fanboy of questionable lineage, whose
name has now become a noun for all Korn fanboys. His fanboyism is rivaled by few and exceeded by none. He haunts MusicianForums, waiting to fly into a raging
fury the instant he comes across someone who doesn't have Korn's shriveled penis lodged firmly in their mouthparts.
His typing is negatively affected by the fact that one of his hands is always employed in
masturbating to pictures of Jonathan
Davis.
He frequently misreads posts due to the volume of
semen encrusted on his face and obscuring his vision.
Few things in life are more fun that watching him hammer out a grammatrically challenged flame, and by all accounts, actually provoking him is several orders of magnitude more fun that ramming rusty shish-kebob skewers into your ears.