1 definition by Lord Dargon
A Korn fanboy of questionable lineage, whose name has now become a noun for all Korn fanboys. His fanboyism is rivaled by few and exceeded by none. He haunts MusicianForums, waiting to fly into a raging fury the instant he comes across someone who doesn't have Korn's shriveled penis lodged firmly in their mouthparts.
His typing is negatively affected by the fact that one of his hands is always employed in masturbating to pictures of Jonathan Davis.
He frequently misreads posts due to the volume of semen encrusted on his face and obscuring his vision.
Few things in life are more fun that watching him hammer out a grammatrically challenged flame, and by all accounts, actually provoking him is several orders of magnitude more fun that ramming rusty shish-kebob skewers into your ears.
His typing is negatively affected by the fact that one of his hands is always employed in masturbating to pictures of Jonathan Davis.
He frequently misreads posts due to the volume of semen encrusted on his face and obscuring his vision.
Few things in life are more fun that watching him hammer out a grammatrically challenged flame, and by all accounts, actually provoking him is several orders of magnitude more fun that ramming rusty shish-kebob skewers into your ears.
Intelligent, civil poster I dislike Korn.
EleventeenWHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SUCH A ELITEST?/ YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHY DO YOU JUST GO AROUND BASHING OTHER PEOPLES FAVORITE BAND'S?/ GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING ASS HAT!!!!!!!!!11111111
EleventeenWHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SUCH A ELITEST?/ YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHY DO YOU JUST GO AROUND BASHING OTHER PEOPLES FAVORITE BAND'S?/ GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING ASS HAT!!!!!!!!!11111111
by Lord Dargon February 24, 2005