El Gato

Funny Cute Cat El gato and is from the streets trying to get out off the streets

Oh hey are you El Gato

Yes sirrrrrr

by EL_Gattto May 04, 2022

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el gato diablo

1. the cat devil
2. nitnelav

do not mess with el gato diablo

by instigationmachine May 13, 2004

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el gato negro

directly translated it means the black cat, but in slang it means the black pussy.

Got myself some gato negro last night with a big ass and some big titties to go with it.

by CudaGuy August 21, 2004

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El Gato Paradox

When an unattractive or goofy looking guy with no obvious redeemeing features or qualities hooks up with a hot girl, either short or long term.

I just don't get it. Bill hooked up with another Babe. What does she see in him?

I don't get it either. It's another example of the El Gato Paradox.

Real life examples of the El Gato Paradox; Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

by Sparky31 November 11, 2008

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