ejaculosis

Hallucination of a penis ejaculating.

Man, that dude is so psychotic he is still having ejaculosis. Someone needs to increase his Risperidone dose!

by aartha December 17, 2009

ejaculite

The crystal that is formed from dried semen. A combination of ejaculate and the suffix of geological minerals -ite.

"I hand released a load onto my stomach and since it was so hot out I had my fan on and it quickly caused it to harden into ejaculite crystals. I can barely move as it is pinching my stomach skin and is painful. I should get some more percocet from my urologist."

by eolivine January 9, 2010

Ejaculizure

(n). a seizure that causes uncontrollable ejaculation; a seizure so good it gives you wood

(n) Matt had an ejaculizure during the test and got kicked out.

by Hazard911 May 12, 2009

Ejaculitis

A medical condition of the hands and/or wrists resulting from excessive masturbation. Symptoms include numbness, tingling, and, in extreme cases, the afflicted's hand and fingers becoming permanently formed into a claw-like appendage.

My ejaculitis is so bad, I can barely type superbush.com

by CapnCratch September 4, 2009

ejaculoop

Ejaculoop is the term used when one ejaculates and poops simultaneously.

Mike: I got fucked so hard that I ejaculooped!
Jared: Ewww!

by pseudonymoop March 16, 2010

Ejaculendous

A picture or other micellaneous item that gives you the urge too jack off.!

Dude! That picture of sara is Ejaculendous!

by Gary_Owns_This January 19, 2008

ejaculistic pencisiliation

to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal

Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.

by Wonderbra April 14, 2003