Ejac Attack

Self-explanatory.

Jake often had ejac attacks as a result of extended homosexual thoughts.

by ArchaicScholar January 07, 2012

ejac-elation

A feeling of happiness so intense it brings one to orgasm.

That movie was so awesome! It was pure ejac-elation.

by MrBish September 04, 2010

ejac-u-beam

A sporadic discharging of heatvision, brought on by sexual fantasies and/or watching animals copulate.

"HAHAHA!!!! Did you see it, the ejac-u-beam??"

by Macky T. July 16, 2003

premature ejac-o-lantern

To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.

"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."

by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011

Ejac attack

The sudden and uncontrollable need to go immediately masturbate.

Metri had an ejac attack and needed to go use the bathroom for over 3 hours

by Antmanmanman December 18, 2022

ejac pen

not used anymore. another way to describe someone having an erection. It was usually said as “ej pen” for short. The word portrays “epipen”

I think we need the ejac pen

by markerlit August 10, 2024

Evac ejac

When you evacuate the pussy right before blowing your load.

Mom: you better of evac ejacd last night I don’t need any kids runnin round this house

by Swaggy P jr December 28, 2017