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The Smelly English Muffin

Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.
Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning
by Sashco Mitev October 8, 2008
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English Muffin

1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;

2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.
"Are you an English Muffin?"

"Bloody twat's a Muffin."
by Kitty KT February 13, 2006
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English Muffin

English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.
"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".
by ednamillion October 3, 2011
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69 English muffin

When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix
Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?

Ashley: yes daddy
by 69englishmuffin May 11, 2018
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english muffin

A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.
T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!
by T-Head May 21, 2008
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English Muffin

A silly British kid who does not understand the American ways.
Tom Gates is an English Muffin
by AHaigh93 September 8, 2010
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english muffin time

Generally around 6am, which is the average time english muffins are consumed
"Hey man ill meet you there at about english muffin time okay?"

"Nah thats too early, how about 8"
by exceptional September 5, 2013
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