by @mattchristian July 27, 2019
Edinburgh is the capital city of Scotland and the HIV capital of Europe; the former owing to the fact that the populace is made up of whores, poofs and junkies. Almost all of Edinburgh's residents (Edinbuggers) have a massive chip on their shoulder. There are many different reasons for this, foremost are; having fuck all of note in their city apart from a castle, a distinct lack of decent bars/clubs/atmosphere, two pish 'football' teams and the fact that they are all whores poofs and junkies. In spite of all this they still have the temerity to be a bunch of ignorant, rude, stuck up cunts. If you see a tram in Edinburgh you might want to check that you are not actually in Blackpool, as the silly bastards have been trying, and failing, to build a tram system since about the same time they threw the castle up. The best thing about Edinburgh is the motorway to Glasgow. Glasgow being Edinburghs more vibrant, cosmopolitan, cultural, stylish, laid back, humourous and funloving neighbour.
Glaswegian 1 : "Fancy going through to Edinburgh for a night out ?"
Glaswegian 2 : "Fuck that mate, that place is a massive fucking fun sponge and everyone looks at you like you've just pissed on their chips"
Glaswegian 3 : "Yeah fuck that, I'd rather go to one of Michael Barrymore's pool parties"
Glaswegian 2 : "True that man...true that"
Glaswegian 2 : "Fuck that mate, that place is a massive fucking fun sponge and everyone looks at you like you've just pissed on their chips"
Glaswegian 3 : "Yeah fuck that, I'd rather go to one of Michael Barrymore's pool parties"
Glaswegian 2 : "True that man...true that"
by El Capitaino July 12, 2011
by Javinder April 14, 2006
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
by Reporter Talia February 22, 2021
The people of Edinburgh aren't exactly the safect drivers. the most common move of city drivers in the burgh involves making a right turn just after the light turns green. if a car is sitting in the right turn lane (where right turn yields on green), the driver will hurry up and turn just as the light turns green, cutting off oncoming traffic.
Edinburgher: The light turned green, I'm gunning it.
Glaswegian: Jesus, I nearly pissed my pants when you did that! What the hell were you thinking!?
Edinburghburgher: Aw, that's nothing. Just your everyday Edinburgh right
Glaswegian: Jesus, I nearly pissed my pants when you did that! What the hell were you thinking!?
Edinburghburgher: Aw, that's nothing. Just your everyday Edinburgh right
by lucky7jeremy February 22, 2011
One of the top Univerisites in the UK, best in Scotland, top 5 uk, 11th in Europe, top 50 in world. Also home to many Oxbridge rejects. And lots of private school kids.
Rivals: Glasgow, St.Andrews, Durham, Bristol, Exeter
Famous For: Gordon Brown, Charles Darwin, Medicine, JK Rowling
Infamous for: Sloaneys, Yahs, costly, Posh
Rivals: Glasgow, St.Andrews, Durham, Bristol, Exeter
Famous For: Gordon Brown, Charles Darwin, Medicine, JK Rowling
Infamous for: Sloaneys, Yahs, costly, Posh
Camilla: I think I'll go to the University of Edinburgh to study Art History
Pippa: Great choice dahling, it's Sloane Central!
Pippa: Great choice dahling, it's Sloane Central!
by BurghQueen August 26, 2006