‘An Edinburgh’

The art of smuggling more people into a hotel, accommodation or booking, than originally payed for.

Just book the hotel for two and we’ll just do ‘an Edinburgh’ and smuggle five of us in.

by @mattchristian July 27, 2019

Edinburgh

Edinburgh is the capital city of Scotland and the HIV capital of Europe; the former owing to the fact that the populace is made up of whores, poofs and junkies. Almost all of Edinburgh's residents (Edinbuggers) have a massive chip on their shoulder. There are many different reasons for this, foremost are; having fuck all of note in their city apart from a castle, a distinct lack of decent bars/clubs/atmosphere, two pish 'football' teams and the fact that they are all whores poofs and junkies. In spite of all this they still have the temerity to be a bunch of ignorant, rude, stuck up cunts. If you see a tram in Edinburgh you might want to check that you are not actually in Blackpool, as the silly bastards have been trying, and failing, to build a tram system since about the same time they threw the castle up. The best thing about Edinburgh is the motorway to Glasgow. Glasgow being Edinburghs more vibrant, cosmopolitan, cultural, stylish, laid back, humourous and funloving neighbour.

Glaswegian 1 : "Fancy going through to Edinburgh for a night out ?"

Glaswegian 2 : "Fuck that mate, that place is a massive fucking fun sponge and everyone looks at you like you've just pissed on their chips"

Glaswegian 3 : "Yeah fuck that, I'd rather go to one of Michael Barrymore's pool parties"

Glaswegian 2 : "True that man...true that"

by El Capitaino July 12, 2011

Edinburgh

Edinburgh is a place full of prostitutes, junkies and poofters that take it up the shite pipe.

See that poof from Edinburgh, he takes it up the shite pipe the fucking bufter!

by Javinder April 28, 2006

chookie edinburgh

The Duke of Edinburgh

Chookie Edinburgh is an inbred moron!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Edinburgh kiss

Biting off the tongue of your significant other and having a seagull eat it.

A: I just saw a seagull with the biggest tongue ever!
B: Could have been from an Edinburgh kiss.

by Reporter Talia February 21, 2021

Edinburgh Right

The people of Edinburgh aren't exactly the safect drivers. the most common move of city drivers in the burgh involves making a right turn just after the light turns green. if a car is sitting in the right turn lane (where right turn yields on green), the driver will hurry up and turn just as the light turns green, cutting off oncoming traffic.

Edinburgher: The light turned green, I'm gunning it.

Glaswegian: Jesus, I nearly pissed my pants when you did that! What the hell were you thinking!?

Edinburghburgher: Aw, that's nothing. Just your everyday Edinburgh right

by lucky7jeremy March 8, 2011

University of Edinburgh

One of the top Univerisites in the UK, best in Scotland, top 5 uk, 11th in Europe, top 50 in world. Also home to many Oxbridge rejects. And lots of private school kids.

Rivals: Glasgow, St.Andrews, Durham, Bristol, Exeter

Famous For: Gordon Brown, Charles Darwin, Medicine, JK Rowling

Infamous for: Sloaneys, Yahs, costly, Posh

Camilla: I think I'll go to the University of Edinburgh to study Art History
Pippa: Great choice dahling, it's Sloane Central!

by BurghQueen August 26, 2006