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Unemployment ecstasy despair

The conflicting emotions one faces when one discovers that they have been terminated. First is a feeling of euphoria then dread, then mixed emotions that cycle frequently.
"John, you're fired you jackass!"

(John smiles a crooked smile)

"What's wrong with you John?"

"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"
by Cirdellin January 5, 2010
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Ecstasy Piss

Ecstasy Piss: Used to describe the confusing phenomenon occurring after taking Ecstasy / MDMA, drinking lots to stay hydrated and physically feeling the need to urinate, yet physically being unable to do so.

Particulary humiliating when standing in the grotty toilets in a club surrounded by smackheads with your knob out and nothing doing.

When piss does come, it often seems a disproportionately small amount compared to how full your bladder felt just seconds ago.

Equally can be the first urination after having taken the drug, often on the verge of, or as the come-down starts (can also be called a Come-Down Piss). As the drug releases its' hold on your body and you start to feel less "mashed" i.e tired, drained, less euphoric, lights fade, music seems less involving, for some unnapparent reason your bladder kicks back into action, causing the sudden need for a massive piss for all the fluid backed up in there. Considering it is advisable to drink roughly a pint of water for every hour you're on ecstasy, and if you were really on it and didn't realise you needed a piss (a common phenomenon) then the Come-down piss could well be a magical experience.

Due to the ultra-stimulation provided by ecstasy, combined with the feeling of release, particularly if you've been trying for a while, an ecstasy piss can be very enjoyable!
1)John: Mate you were gone for long bruv, Wagwan?
Joe: Ah fucking ecstasy piss...my second try tonight, but this time I squeezed some out, like pissing razor blades!

2)Joe: Ah fuck this, this walk is taking ages cuz. Man I'm coming down hard...
John: Ah shit *runs into alley, re-appears three minutes later* Dude, that was a mighty Come-down Piss, thought it'd never stop!
by dingalingsoundsystem January 12, 2009
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Ecstasy

Methylenedioxy-n-methylamphetamine MDMA is a 'psychedelic amphetamine' that has gained popularity over the past 20 years because of its ability to produce strong feelings of comfort, empathy, and connection to others. It most frequently comes in tablet form, although it is occasionally sold in capsules or as powder. It is most frequently used orally and rarely snorted. MDMA use is closely tied to the underground rave (and dance club) scene throughout the world, but has also been widely used by therapists as an adjunct to psychotherapy.
They took ecstacy before the concert and the effect lasted almost 4 hours.
by reptiles October 4, 2002
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Fecal ecstasy

when your ass is on fire after consuming something spicy
I just experienced fecal ecstasy after consuming a bag of flaming hot Cheetos
by Mr Shitty Crane April 16, 2019
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Ecstasy

A 5 hour orgasm...
I had some Ecstasy last night....it was awesome, i felt so happy, and i fell in love with everyone....
by CookieMonstah July 2, 2011
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silver ecstasy

Blind ecstasy, unconditional love along with passion and lust.

A lust and love so strong, it's dangerous.
It was pure Silver Ecstasy. The love and lust was taking over.
by Lustrous December 1, 2013
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ecstasy

the best fuckin drug ever, the love drug,you feel no emotions besides the emotion of happiness & love, light headed, feels like your walkin on cloulds, but when your rollin on this fuckin amazing shit right here, drink a lot of water & if its your first time make sure theres someone sobor takin care of you..but other then that its so amazing there nothing like this..i was 14 when i first took it...it was wonderful, you get etracted to everyone around you hugs are amazing, massages are the best all you want to do is make love & your puples get hella big haha but yeah lay on the grass & it feels like your floating, its pretty easy to control, but you only control it when your parents are around or you see someone that will tell on your ass ha, your day will seem like a hella overrated party.
& when you drink water it feels like no other..its like a big chunck of your throat is gone..theres no explaination.
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music pounding
head throbing
weightless, no remeberization, no feelings excpept the feeling of happiness and love, puples become bigger. a smile comes in and a shape of happiness. laughter goes around, not caring what they think, feeling free, as if everyone knew you and no worries about anything, chewing on something anything feels amazing hugging people, their soft skin touching yours theres no explaination. Drinking water the best feeling, throat is gone you cant feel anything, sweating, dont give a fuck, bra's showing, who cares, walking on clouds, lightheaded, having the greatest night in your whole intire life.
so yeah just try it, you'll love it
"so whats happening are we rollin tonight!?!"
"oh yeah fer sure..we're goin to play some fun kinky games tonight, baby!!"
"we'll then lets start this shit & bring on the ecstasy party!!"
by yousexmeupcas March 7, 2009
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