The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.
"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."
by Path June 1, 2006
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Derived from the term ebonics and heiroglyphics. Especially refers to unintelligible gang markings.
Derived from the term ebonics and heiroglyphics. Especially refers to unintelligible gang markings.
by St. Jerome May 17, 2006
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1. Over-Updating your Facebook status with EVERY DETAIL of your life.
2. Constantly writing status updates with TOO MUCH INFORMATION about what you are doing, ALL DAY LONG.
3. Assuming someone (other than you and a stalker) cares that you are "going to work, the gym, making calls, eating dinner, shower, then sleeeep!"...
4. Basically, telling everyone when you shit, when Seriously... NO ONE CARES!
1. Over-Updating your Facebook status with EVERY DETAIL of your life.
2. Constantly writing status updates with TOO MUCH INFORMATION about what you are doing, ALL DAY LONG.
3. Assuming someone (other than you and a stalker) cares that you are "going to work, the gym, making calls, eating dinner, shower, then sleeeep!"...
4. Basically, telling everyone when you shit, when Seriously... NO ONE CARES!
"I'm deleting Ashley. Her egobooking makes me roll my eyes so much it hurts...
Why Does she update what she is doing every hour?!?!?!?!?!?!... NO ONE WANTS to hear about her food issues or menstrual cramps!!!!!! UGH!"
"THAT'S IT TMI! I'm deleting Eric. NO ONE WANTS to hear about his body issues, hair gel, grocery store shopping or work schedule!!!!!! UGH! I Can't Stand his egobooking!
Why Does he update what he is doing every 10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!... "
Why Does she update what she is doing every hour?!?!?!?!?!?!... NO ONE WANTS to hear about her food issues or menstrual cramps!!!!!! UGH!"
"THAT'S IT TMI! I'm deleting Eric. NO ONE WANTS to hear about his body issues, hair gel, grocery store shopping or work schedule!!!!!! UGH! I Can't Stand his egobooking!
Why Does he update what he is doing every 10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!... "
by meindu October 1, 2010
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Get the EmoBobbleHat mug.a status update on facebook that is irrelevant to anyone who reads it and annoys everyone. These statuses are frequently a cry for attention and contain many grammatical errors and misspellings.
Rachel: bed time.... gotta be up at 6:30.
Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.
Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.
Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.
Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.
Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.
Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.
by hatin friend February 7, 2010
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An adult who is always attempting to get sympathy for all his / her problems that they bring upon themselves.
An adult who is always attempting to get sympathy for all his / her problems that they bring upon themselves.
Here comes Luther, that EMOBO is constantly crying about how his baby mama is cheating on him, let's get out of here.
by Joseph Livingston March 9, 2008
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