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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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I was eating those beans

Reference to life is strange when Max spills Franks beans
I was eating those beans, are you fucking insane? I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!
by Goat._ September 7, 2021
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im eating red beans for dinner!!!

one of those idiotic lines that makes absoulutley no sense in regards to storyline or plot in a freddie prinze jr. movie.
im eating red beeeaaannnnsss for dinna!!!
by zev January 22, 2004
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Eating Jelly Beans

Eating jelly beans is a euphemism used by teenagers that means eating ass. The phrase comes originated in the Bay Area and is typically used there and in other parts of Northern California.
The guy got drunk and started rambling about his love of eating jelly beans
by Bigman Jorge December 1, 2020
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eating a can of green beans

What Brooklyn does when she is emotionally unstable
Aww shit! Brooklyn be eating a can of green beans. We boutta fill out some Google form.
by SecondMostInfluential February 23, 2022
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Dug Eatin' Beans

Dug Eatin' Beans

Imagine a dog eating beans off the floor.
First Guy: "Hey that chick with huge chebs is well nice"

Second Guy: "Aye, a would go down on her like a dug eatin' beans"
by lanolinlikesheepswool September 6, 2009
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Eatin' beans

To be poor, broke, or to lose a lot of money
I'm stuck in a dead-end job, but I don't want to be eatin' beans forever!

If we don't make our money back on this deal, we'll all be eatin' beans!
by Juldean Schneichek March 18, 2020
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