ewal

A freak with A LOT of freckles and lost her viginity to a midget who goes by the name wimbo.

Ewal was a previous contestant on the biggest loser, a hit tv show for fat asses

by Ewal fah dayz February 9, 2014

Ewalt

An Ewalt is a massive mooch with an incredibly large ego, but a very tiny penis.

Did Jose pay you back for the movie?
No man, he's such an ewalt.

by Don Juan Pedro June 22, 2006

ewalt

a skinny white mammal known for mooching everything from every-fucking-one. If you have any soda or cinamon toast or anything sugary, hide it quick before he eats it. An ewalt is also known for never carrying money and never ever paying people back. Ewalts are known to consume over 8 sodas in one sitting without any adverse effects. Side note, ewalts have HUGE egos... and are sore losers, known to cry if beaten in risk. Also known to drum uncrontalably upon any availabe surface, especialy when listening to the red hot chili peppers.

"before that ewalt came overme by i had lots of soda."
"Ewalt owes me money from 5th grade baseball bets"
"that ewalt ruined the song with his infernal drumming."

by gordon bailey June 22, 2006

Ewlk

Used by a superior genre of people to express disgust or dislike in a particular person, place, thing, or idea. Usually accompanied by a sour expression, hindrance sneer, or quick change of subject. Desperate Wannabees may attempt to catch on to this particular "slang" but must be immediately shut out, frowned upon, and ridiculed.

"Wait... that's your actual mother? Ewlk."

"Jamol has two mothers? Ewlk!"

"I don't know what made him run away. I pulled down my panties and opened my legs and all he said was 'ewlk'."

"Ewlk. You can't just ask someone why they won't fedunk you, Karen."

"Have you SEEN "Shrek" and "Fiona"? Ewlk!"

by Santwon July 5, 2006

Ewalt

An astoundingly good looking blonde male with a huge ego. His huge ego is due to his equally huge penis and his skill in both picking women up and consequently having sex with them.

"Why is Justin Timberlake such an Ewalt?"
"Well I've heard he's got a 9-inch dick."
"Oh that makes sense."

by DRajay April 8, 2009

E-Walk

The walk of grace. Your legs my be C-walking, but your arms are E-walking. Clench those fists and let it roll.

As people chanted his name, Evan E-Walked all upon the dance floor.

by E-Walkin Fool June 11, 2006

Ewank

A man who loves only money. Often has tonsillitis and spends the time frequently masterbating

that ewank fuckin spunked on that girl over there

by Coonmumcher 123 February 6, 2019