tan dysmorphia

always thinking you’re too pale or never tanned enough

addiction to tanning, fake tan or tanning beds

girl 1: “i tanned again, i look so pale”
girl 2: “i think you have tan dysmorphia”
girl 1: “i think you’re right”

by dragonqueen123 October 9, 2023

Boyfriend Dysmorphia

When your friend thinks a guy is hot … but he is so not. For example, when a girl thinks a nice, but short, fat, bald man 10 years older than her is hot ...

Girl, you have boyfriend dysmorphia if you think that sad old geek is hot.

by AkAussie September 21, 2018

gamer dysmorphia

When you have a deceived perception of your skill at gaming

I think I have gamer dysmorphia because I thought I was good at this game, but I keep loosing.

by crustycasserole December 28, 2020

Dental Dysmorphia

A misconception about the way one's teeth look; the misconception that one's teeth are terrible.

Her dental dysmorphia was so severe that she thought the .05 inch space between her 2 front teeth was a mile wide.

by Evy G August 18, 2009

academic dysmorphia

A type of dissorder that freshman get due to a lack of social life. This comes from the root word 'morf' meanig: to change, form.

Vanessa has academic dysmorphia. SHE CAN'T STOP.

by lolsammyhammy May 28, 2009

Muscle dysmorphia

Kyle Marerro

"bro, I feel so small" - muscle dysmorphia

"I'm not even big"

by jashleigh December 11, 2012

Text Dysmorphia

When text messaging fails to communicate the tone of your conversation and it leads to the recipient misunderstanding your intention. - CY

I got into a huge fight because text dysmorphia made my friend sound like an inconsiderate dick when he was just trying to be direct.

by woof woof bark bark July 23, 2020