Dysfunctional Family

A group of people who are all radically different, but are closely-knit friends. Often include people such as: the slutty barbie, the jarhead, the wiseass comedian, the slightly insane asian kid, the big guy with a heart of gold, the chick who thinks she can get more than the slutty barbie but is obviously wrong, the Star Wars nerd, and the one person who's health condition makes the others all act like honest, caring people.

Mike: "You're all insane, I don't understand why they don't kill each other."
Liz: "We're all just one big dysfunctional family!"

by LeesusFreak February 7, 2010

Dysfunctionalocracy

Pronunciation: dis-fuhngk-shuhn-ock-ruh-see
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -cies

The family of self-government methodologies characterized by a largely apathetic constituency. Not to be confused with a stupocracy where a society is mysteriously incapable of producing intelligent leaders.

Dumbocracy is one of the most common forms of dysfunctionalocracy in the world today.

by Fname Mi Lname June 19, 2010

dysfunctional definitions

The shit you look up for... here on this website.

Ex 1: Awww boy, I'm gonna look up some stupid crap on urban dictionary again, you know, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 2: The reasons you occasionally have an outrageous laugh on yours truly, due to, you guess it, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 3: What is greater than 4?
"What." t(-_-t)... A very discreet, yet mildly entertaining definition of dysfunctional definitions.

by SteelBallsOfLight February 15, 2018

Dysfunctional Acorns

Those acorns that keep trying to kill you when they fall of a tree and hit you in the head.

Man, these are some dysfunctional acorns! They keep trying to kill me!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

Dysfunctional

Adjective.

To be very bad at something. Usually pertaining to sports.

*Coined by SAAS*

Jim knew Clemon was dysfunctional because he missed twelve layups in a row.

by Because_I'm_Batman January 15, 2014

Dysfunctional Emotional Drama

Acronym D.E.D., noun,adjective, verb, adverb: self sympathetic, individual or group, negative outlook on life, pathetic perception of the past, present and future, mental disorder, noncreative, nonproductive thinking.

I can never get anywhere in life because of those crooked politicians running the government. This is an example of dysfunctional emotional drama.

by Ron Leddy August 22, 2011

Dysfunctional Pimp

Dysfunctional means not operating normally or properly. In a relationship sense, your relationships don’t operate normally or properly because they’re toxic or they are very short lived. You are a pimp because you could get any girl you want, but again, your relationships are always short lived, thus making you a dysfunctional pimp.

Todd: Do you see how Anthony can get any girl he wants?

Nick: Yeah but they never last.

Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp

by kissyume October 13, 2021