Evan deese is a specimen found in the Lexington district eastern coast. He seems to know the name of every individual in the town of Lexington, the existent of his knowledge is quite concerning given he knows everything about everyone. While he may seem harmless even is very powerful. Evan has shown great interest in weather and specificity dangerous weather. It’s believed that Evan is fully capable of controlling the weather, and uses this to his advantage. He’s in the works of dominating the world. Why else would he know the address of every citizen around him? Evan is a mastermind and I hate to say it but he’s a genius to. Evan’s influence is silent but it’s slowly taking over the state and soon the world. Evan deese must be stoped or he’ll melt the ice caps and flood the entire world. He actively denounced peta in a tweet saying “p-e-t-a is a scam, the pandas will be better under water 🌊”. Once he gains political office he will use his powers to end all life on earth.
Person 1: yo did you see that tornado on Evan’s snap?
Person 2: yeah even created it
Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl
Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence
Person 2: yeah even created it
Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl
Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence
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Get the dweebette mug.A geek/nerd who analyzes everything, who should stop being a lazy computer hacking nuisance, and pursue a degree in something they like, instead of using it for destructiveness. Their living usually comes from being a blogger/critic on things such as P.C games. Anti/non- mainstream-ity applies to them which fuels it more. Within age 20-23, it would have been enough time for them to cyber-ally destroy their ingrates by defamation. Not 2 mention, they beyond a geekster, as they H.F autistic/aspergian traits, the latter 1 being now comparable to the new label: S.C.D and make long rant like 1- sided rants about their interests. This is not 2 say that it's bad 2 have a social disorder, as they r found in some of the greatest minds worldwide. Alarmingly, I've heard of a now late 23 yr old from the Midwest U.S, ranting about buying dildo's at an adult store to his friend, with no shame about buying the items there, nor on the phone. They will almost always be an atheist or a strong agnostic. If 1 were 2 speak about their obsessions with any discrepancies, the other person's intellect will be greatly insulted automatically. These ppl r the most likely to be a hacker and are intelligent enough to cover up their tracks, when breaking into IP's who target ppl openly supportive of things they disagree with such as: occult science, Republicanism and Xtian faiths. Despite the high IQ of these junkies, they r a detriment to society.
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