Dumpfounded

Being in a state of amazement due to lack of/excessive bowel movements. (A play on 'dumbfounded')

When one has eaten plenty of roughage & fibre but is still unable to poo. Causing questionable surprise leaving them unpleasantly Dumpfounded.
Also used in the opposite as: When one has had a poor diet for a few days but still manages to produce a well-rounded, hefty dump. Causing an unexpected surprise but leaving them pleasantly Dumpfounded.

by wordsmithjester May 4, 2014

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Dumbfoundingly intelligent

When you are soooo intelligent it’s shocking to even believe its true

Nadira is Dumbfoundingly intelligent

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historical dumbfounding

The tendency to assume that because something is old, it never existed.
The tendency to believe that just because something happened a long time ago, it is rendered invalid.
The inability to realize that the age of an event does not negate its authenticity.
The inability to realize that just because something is not happening now does not mean it never happened.

1. Izzy was a victim of historical dumbfounding. Izzy hated reading history books because it all just happened too long ago.

2. Jim often found himself subject to historical dumbfounding. He couldn't believe that people existed before him that thought the same thing he did.

3. Alexandria was constantly in a state of historical dumbfounding. Alexandria didn't believe the fact that nearly 38 million people died of starvation and overwork in the Great Leap Forward, which lasted four years. It happened too long ago.

by kudzu62 October 8, 2019

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