Dustmuffins

One who enjoys the company of men and derives pleasure from objects inserted betwixt his buttocks.

An old man's testicles.

That man isn't just gay. He's dustmuffin-gay.

The lady just kicked grandpa in the dustmuffins!

by `Raptor June 5, 2005

dickmuffin

1. a guy who acts like or is an idiot or it can be a term of affection for your guy who acts like an idiot but you still love him. It is a masculine form of twatwaffle.

That dickmuffin dumped his girl over email.
I forgave my dickmuffin for coming home drunk.

by Turtle J. August 11, 2007

Duck Muffin

duck muffin is the worst thing you can say to another living cracker (insult)

you are a Duck Muffin

by The D Word October 3, 2015

durfmuffin

a very annoying, mean, or stupid man. The equivalent of a douche bag

Bill: did you hear Joe pushed down a mental retard?

Dan: yeah he's such a durfmuffin

by roosle October 30, 2007

FuckMuffin

Word used to show you are dissapointed and or angry because of a recent event.

Jim: Crap, the lights just went out
Bill: O FuckMuffins

by Sniper July 29, 2003

Dustmuffins

A term used in a video game to describe someone after they have crashed into something and died.

Wow that Dustmuffins just crashed that jet into that crane and died.

That Dustmuffins has no skill in driving or flying vehicles in this game all he does is just crash and die.

Did you just see that? That Dustmuffins just killed himself by accidentally running that jeep off of a cliff.

by SnipeRaven July 1, 2005

Ballfubbling Fuckmuffins

When your girlfriend is actually Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog Series, you shout this because you've been fooled, or he shouts it because he fooled you, or we all shout it because we've all been fooled.

BALLFUBBLING FUCKMUFFINS TAKE MY CHUM! My hot girlfriend, with the metal chicken thing, yelled.

by schizfn July 21, 2019