Ducker

A person that repeatidly goes AFK in the middle of an instant message conversation without letting you know they are away from the computer.
"That vincent is a right ducker, its a nightmare to get a normal conversation out of him."
by RevMB April 22, 2008
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Ducker

The(much more hurtful) combination of both duck and fucker.
I heard that Andy was whipping it, the ducker.
by Jpgesus March 10, 2015
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Ducker

A rather large stone used as a form of primative weaponary. So named as when thrown it requires one to crouch down or as the term goes 'to duck.'

'Ducking' was primarily considered the best form of defence against such attack until, as a species, we became more intelligent and in fact 'running' is now considered much more effective. This may be for two reasons; 1.) Attackers were becoming more wise to such 'ducking' and therefore proceeded to throw the 'ducker at a lower level, causing many injuries to the back of the head and back. 2.) If running is achieved at a credible pace it limits the possibility of secondary or multiple attacks. Whereas with the primary defence, 'ducking' there was almost always potential for secondary or even multiple ensuing attacks, unless with some luck, the attacker runs out of such ammunition. In which case, usually the 'attacker' then becomes 'defendee.'

Thus, my opinion is that the name of this here weaponary be changed in fact to 'a Runner.' Although I admit, it does not have quite the same ring to it, nor would it prevoke the same sense of fear when used as verbal in attack.
E.g. Dave: 'I'm gonna come over there and knock you out.'

Rob (picking up a rather large stone): 'Come on then!'

Marv, friend of Dave: 'Oh shit, he's gunna lob a ducker.'

Dave: 'Fuck it, run!'
by Davo Van Dangerous November 06, 2009
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duckerate

To turn into a duck, make something out of a duck
Boy: Hey, you wanna go down to the pond and duckerate the geese?
Guys: COOL!
by Blubbernug12 January 12, 2010
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Ducker

Someone who is hiding from you, because they are scared
TuMuchSwag is a ducker, he is scared to play me in 2k12
by This Guyyy Joe June 02, 2012
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sick ducker

1. sneaky way of telling someone he's a dick sucker

2. a person that can RLY duck sick.. like you can't aim at his head cuz he ducks so sick...
1. "Peter's a sick ducker!"

2. "woot woot look at his gawdly movement..OMFG I can't hit that sick ducker"
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sun ducker

by Ugliboi69 February 06, 2019
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