ducker

n. Person who likes "Duck Dynasty", an inexplicibly popular TV show.

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I hear your wife watches silly shows.

Yup. That little ducker is a gem all right.

by gnostic 1 June 1, 2013

Ducker

Someone who is hiding from you, because they are scared

TuMuchSwag is a ducker, he is scared to play me in 2k12

by This Guyyy Joe November 15, 2012

ducker

One who rapes ducks at night. An extremely rare type of schizophrenia.
Can be used as an insult. When an insult, is extremely offensive, equivalent to the rudeness of bitch or a arse-eating twat.

-Mate, what's so good about Ruby?
-I don't know. I guess it's just love, mate.

Example 1: "Dude, I... I need to tell you something..."
"What?"
"At night I go out and ... rape... ducks"
"Holy shit dude, you're a ducker?!"
Example2: "Dude, I fucked your girlfriend"
"Oh my god, you motherfucking DUCKER!"
Example3: "2 plus 2 is... pi?"
"Dude, you're a fuckin' ducker"

by anonymousfilmlovver-facebook-d January 18, 2015

Ducker

A Ducker is Literally Ryan

“Ryan is a fucking ducker”

by Hehe tylah December 21, 2022

Ducker

Someone who is scared of action

Quizzalicous: Play madden

Cory: I’ll beat you any day

Quizzalicous: Play rn

Cory: I’m too scared

Quizzalicous: Cory is a ducker, he’s scared of action

by Quizzalicous January 2, 2024

Ducker Up

V. - To "pucker up" in preparation of kissing/sucking a dick. The special formation of the lips and tongue was invented by a roundtable commission of egyptian, blasian, and exotic sod women in 2005. It involves a bell-curvature on top lip and a miniature inverted bell-curvature on the bottom lip, with the tongue's center wrapped in a U shape and the sides flattening out to either side. This provides ideal sucking for those who get the meat of their pleasure from providing head.

Tim Scro: "Jennifer, ducker up buttercup, here I come."

*One minute later*

"Aaaah! Jen Itols, you are the best girl in the universe. I'm so glad I decided to put in that extra $100 in the last ten seconds, or you would've been shipped to that other bidder."

by G.M.H. November 8, 2009

sick ducker

1. sneaky way of telling someone he's a dick sucker

2. a person that can RLY duck sick.. like you can't aim at his head cuz he ducks so sick...

1. "Peter's a sick ducker!"

2. "woot woot look at his gawdly movement..OMFG I can't hit that sick ducker"

by anotherdudefromoutterspace July 17, 2011