Dual Wielding 

Wielding duel

What does dual wielding mean?

Dual Wielding by I’m.sad January 15, 2022

dual wielding 

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m dual wielding right now

dual wielding by auxtin January 5, 2024

Dual - Wielding 

this is mostly done by black people. it is the act of having 2 phones; one for texting which is usually a t-mobile sidekick and the other is usually a nextel or sprint

hey, john that guy over there is dual - wielding. you can see the sidekick case and he is talkin on the phone.

Dual - Wielding by Paul Thomas Johnson December 31, 2007

Dual-wielding 

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.

Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.

Dual-wielding by pussy_ass_bitch January 5, 2021

Teh dual wielding 

Usually a line to make fun of Microsoft/Xbox fanboys when they get too full of themselves. "Teh dual wielding" literally refers to one of the features in Halo 2 that wasn't in the original Halo, in which you can hold two guns at the same time. Xbox and/or Halo fanboys really thought this was teriffic, and sometimes even say it's the best improvment or feature of the game. Non-Microsoft/Xbox fanboys tried to point out that the dual wielding of weapons can be found in games much earlier than Halo, but no one really listened. Now, people generally quote in fictional situations with them saying lines containing "teh dual wielding" to effectively portray how pathetically unwavering their faith is in Halo 2's "innovations".

Xbox Fanboy: LOL!! U TEH STUPID N00B GAMECUBE FANBOY FAGG!! HALO 2 PWNZ UR SHIT METROID LOL PWNED!!!!111ONE11

Me: Halo 2 isn't that great. Maybe you should really look into other games a little more seriously before you become so judgemenal.

Xbox Fanboy: But...but...teh dual wielding...*cries*

Teh dual wielding by KingNothing September 21, 2005

DualWielding 

Committing the act of jacking off furiously! Utilizing both hands one stacked on top of the other. Non-dominant & Dominant hand interchanging, some may even use variations of DualWielding. Such as, DualWielding salt shaker. This imitates your dominant hand on top, in a fast twisting motion.

"Jerry and buddies were just hanging out on the couch while his folks were out of town DualWielding, the front door opened and his dad witnessed Jerry and his buddy asshole naked on a couch together... "Dad, what the fuck! Y'all told me you weren't coming home for another day!"

DualWielding by JerryOfTheDay_ November 3, 2017