DTMB

Don't txt me back. Used in txt( sms ) messaging.
Me: Hey babe, want to get together?
Chick: DTMB, I hate you.
by -= x0 =- December 14, 2003
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I didn't do anything! DTMB!
by Jonny Lomond September 23, 2007
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The guy who was recently tasered at the University of Florida
DTMB: Don't Tase Me Bro!!!
tased
DTMB: Ahhhh-ahhhh-ooooooow-ooowww!!!!
by lanbyte September 21, 2007
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"omg stfu or i'll tase u"

"DTMB!"
by kwiz September 22, 2007
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Don't Taser (Or Taze) Me Bro.

It can be used as a response to almost anything.

The origin:
A university student with a history of taping his own practical jokes was Tasered by campus police and arrested after loudly and repeatedly trying to ask U.S. Senator John Kerry questions during a campus forum.
Andrew Meyer, 21, spent a night in jail before his release Tuesday morning. His attorney, Robert Griscti, did not return messages seeking comment.

Videos of the Monday night incident, posted on several Web sites and played repeatedly on television news, show officers pulling Meyer away from the microphone after he asks Kerry about impeaching President Bush and whether he and Bush were both members of the secret society Skull and Bones at Yale University.

"He apparently asked several questions—he went on for quite awhile—then he was asked to stop," university spokesman Steve Orlando said. "He had used his allotted time. His microphone was cut off, then he became upset."

As two officers take Meyer by the arms, Kerry, D-Mass., can be heard saying, "That's alright, let me answer his question."

Audience members applaud, and Meyer struggles for several seconds as up to four officers try to remove him from the room. Meyer screams for help and tries to break away from officers, then is forced to the ground and officers order him to stop resisting.

As Kerry tells the audience he will answer the student's "very important question," Meyer yells at the officers to release him, crying out, "Don't Tase me, bro," just before he is shocked by the Taser. He is then led from the room, screaming, "What did I do?"

Gaiafag "Illiterate N00B!
IDID4DALULZ "DTMB!"
by Hitlers Yeast Infection September 29, 2007
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Dance Too Much Booty In The Pants. A.K.A.: When white kids act ghetto as fuh.
White Boy:Yo breh breh, i finna go DTMB on dat boi right der!
White Girl:Aight, you crazy dawg!
by matt espo December 13, 2007
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Andrew: I didn't do anything

Andrew: DTMB don't tase me owowowowowowowowoowoowowowo
by lolkekbur September 26, 2007
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