drunctional

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.

Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."

by minkiekitten October 8, 2009

Drugstore Cowgirl

Someone with an addiction or severe medical condition that requires copious amounts of prescription medication. It applies to legit and illegal prescriptions.

I know a Drugstore Cowgirl, so afraid of getting bored. She's always running from something. So many things ignored"--Lyrics to 311's "Beautiful Didaster

by Joscel June 22, 2011

Drumstick

Drumstick means:

(1:) A chicken drumstick; like the ones you find in KFC!
(2:) A type of delicious ice cream on a cone with fudge and chopped peanuts
(3:) The sticks you use for your drum
(4:) Penis.

(1:) I got a drumstick in my KFC.
(2:) The drumstick has some fine fudge on it.
(3:) I use a drumstick for my drum.
(4:) The man stuck his drumstick in the woman's anus.

by Ultraf0xDictionary June 7, 2014

drunxting

verb: the act of texting while intoxicated or drunk.

Typified by numerous typing errors related to decreased motor skills and typically includes a lower regard or concern for subject matter and recipient.

It looks like Linda was drunxting again. She rarely texts me but last night I got 15 texts from her gossiping about Eric from work. I think she somehow managed to turn her t9 off because her typing was so sloppy it was difficult to understand what she was saying.

by DZintheplace2B March 25, 2009

Drunktional

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

Drumstick Lesbian

Unlike a chapstick or lipstick lesbian, this woman is not actually a lesbian at all. She just looks like one. She still likes men and their penises.

Suzie's tank top, camo pants and short hair make her look like a chapstick lesbian; however, I saw her flirting with Blaine earlier. Therefore, she must be a Drumstick Lesbian.

by Paige F. Enimore August 14, 2014

druntics

Any sort of antics,hi-jinks, shenanigans, tomfoolery, mischief, or horse-play performed by a person or persons under the influence of alcohol.

(A portmanteau of 'drunk' and 'antics')

So Jim drank for the first time last weekend? Were there any druntics?

by Odysseus, spotter of hubris November 15, 2011