drunkpology

An incoherent apology that has no reasoning or sense, usually occuring when inibriated.

She was trying to give me some drunkpology for why she ate my curtains, but it made no fucking sense.

by Justin Monahan September 25, 2005

drunkulimia

A weight control method developed at Stanford University in which participants binge on food, then quickly ingest large amounts of alcohol to induce vomiting. Ideal for those who simply lack the discipline to develop drunkorexia.

Drunkulimia saved my marriage!

by LXIX May 5, 2008

drunkubus

An individual who derives power and gratification from getting other people outrageously drunk.

James: Are those people taking a fourteenth shot?
Ahmaud: Yeah, Chelsea convinced them all to do it. She's a real drunkubus.

by Mister Four February 25, 2010

Drunkypoo

when drunk people are being silly and out of control

ah! you spilled your drink everywhere you drunkypoo!

by hardbassslut October 19, 2009

drunkspeak

When someone is talking while drunk and their ideas and communication is impaired due to the fact that they are so inebriated.

She was trying to convince me that she was so happy and so fulfilled, and as it all came tumbling out through her prolific tears, I was aware that it was all just a load of garbled drunkspeak.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2023

drunkumpiness

Becoming grumpy when drinking, especially when in a social setting.

Alyssa was the epitome of drunkumpiness while out with her friends after a bad day at work.

by yankeegirl915 March 6, 2010

Drunkspace

Kinda like drunk dialing, except it's on myspace. You wake up the next day and you have to look at your sent messages and pending friend requests and a long list of other possible fuck ups from the night before.

Drunkspacing led to my intercourse with a 14 year old canadian hooker and the resulting rash.

by Trainor February 12, 2005