noun; confession made when under the influence of alcohol. Often made to friends, but also arises between enemies. Drunkfessions normally reveal hidden intentions/feelings of people.
It turns out Steve told everyone he made out with his cousin during a drunkfession he had at the last party.
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Get the drunkfession mug.Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.
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1) an individual who throws up more than once in an evening 2) An individual who is so drunk they decide to mix beer and peels 3) An individual who is nominated drunk girl/guy of the night 4) An individual who cannot remember any of the 3 above definitions 5) Nicole Middendorf
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Get the melatonin drunkness mug.When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Get the God's Drunkest Driver mug.A person who has consumed too much alcohol and starts to act and speak like Frankenstein. They usually walk with a stagger or limp and will gravitate towards women and shiny objects.
Keegan turned into Drunkenstein last night and scared off all the chicks. We are lucky no one showed up with torches and pitchforks.
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