drunkenstoned

The art of being drunk and stoned at the same time, while feeling undead.

(Last game of drunk-pilot)
Dude 1: Hey dude, you're drunkenstoned.
Dude 2: Urrrrhgghh.

by beef_yo April 2, 2010

drunkenstances

Used in place of "circumstances" when intoxicated.

"Under normal circumstances, I would not have passed out on top of you at the hotel, but under the drunkenstances, I did."

by Nealie October 28, 2006

drunkenstumble

The manner of walking when one is overly drunk, often barely standing upright or repeatedly falling over.

He tried to drunkenstumbled to the car, but passed out a few feet short.

by catastrophic.moose February 19, 2017

Drunkenated

1. The state of being simultaneously drunk and caffeinated. Drunkenation generally produces feelings of euphoria and unlimited energy. Like becoming lit, but without the penchant for self-destruction.

Dude, I got slightly drunkenated on whisky and coffee, and I cleaned my entire house in under 10 minutes.

by tehdrunkenator December 6, 2011

Drunkenstein

Drunken block headed asshole who who is usually abusive to significant other

Is she still with Drunkenstein, he's ruining her life.

by FarSided February 27, 2011

drunkenstances

Used in place of "circumstances" when intoxicated.

"I didn't mean to pass out on top of you at the hotel. It was the drunkenstances."

by Nealie November 7, 2008