The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.
In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.
In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.
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A person who has consumed too much alcohol and starts to act and speak like Frankenstein. They usually walk with a stagger or limp and will gravitate towards women and shiny objects.
Keegan turned into Drunkenstein last night and scared off all the chicks. We are lucky no one showed up with torches and pitchforks.
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Person 1 opens bottle of Tequila
Person 2 alright! lets begin Drunkening.
Person 1 we havent had a drink in a while.
Person 2 yeah it is about time we had another Drunkening.
Person 1 Are you drunk yet?
Person 2 Yeah bit i still have a fair bit of Drunkening to go.
Person 2 alright! lets begin Drunkening.
Person 1 we havent had a drink in a while.
Person 2 yeah it is about time we had another Drunkening.
Person 1 Are you drunk yet?
Person 2 Yeah bit i still have a fair bit of Drunkening to go.
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Get the drunkening mug.A person who is fed so many drinks from another drunk (the Drunkenstein) that they become a stiff, groaning, glazed eyed, shell of a human being.
A Drunkenstein is necessary to create such a being and the monster usually does what Drunkenstein tells them to do without question.
A Drunkenstein is necessary to create such a being and the monster usually does what Drunkenstein tells them to do without question.
Last night Mikey bought me so many shots that I became Drunkenstein's Monster and started breaking things. Needless to say we got kicked out.
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-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'
2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend
3.Hammered
-Self explanatory
4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk
5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'
2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend
3.Hammered
-Self explanatory
4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk
5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown
Tiers of drunkenness
1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."
2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."
3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."
4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."
5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."
1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."
2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."
3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."
4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."
5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."
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