Drugstore Cowboy

An individual that frequently scams or burgularizes pharmacies for the purposes of using or selling narcotic perscription drugs.

I robbed that bitch ass pharmacy for 500 oxycontins, I'm a mother fuckin' Drugstore Cowboy!!!

by G mannn May 24, 2006

drugstore cowboy

A poseur cowboy. One who dresses up as a cowboy to do non-cowboy activities

Todd only dresses up as a cowboy when he goes clubbing. He is a drugstore cowboy.

by MistahTom August 28, 2005

Drugstore Cowboy

A young man that hangs out at drugstores or any other place that suits his loafing and usually wears elaborate clothing during the roaring 20's.

The drugstore cowboy was wearing a big floppy hat and fur coat as he sipped on his ice cream soda.

by Jojo Turk April 1, 2008

drugstore cowboy

Someone who robs pharmacies to steal prespcription drugs for later resale on the black market.

"I went drugstore cowboy on that clinic, straight riskin' my life fo them pillz dog!"

by DoktorJ December 28, 2005

Drugstore Cowgirl

A loose women that will ride any man who has drugs.

That Sadi is a ho, fuckin' drugstore cowgirl.

by Jimmydeansausage4treal January 19, 2009

Drugstore Outdoorsman

A Person found in a back country area who has no idea how to survive in the wilderness without massive amounts of unnecessary equipment and expensive provisions. He/she typically has all brand new equipment but not much understanding of how to use it to stay comfortable in the wilderness. These persons sometimes never leave the comfort of their 4 Wheel Drive SUV no matter how deep into the sticks they travel. Insects find them the most appealing to swarm on and bite. The smoke from the campfire always blows toward them.

I was near the ridge line in The Pisgah National Forest sleeping in my tent after a day of backpacking the A.T. when I was nearly run over by countless drugstore outdoorsmen in their jeeps out for a night romp on the jeep roads nearby. Their engine noise and music players kept me awake while they took turns pulling each other's vehicles from the mud for hours before a Drugstore Outdoorsman lit a huge gasoline fueled fire to cook hot dogs and marshmallows at midnight.

by Hiker 77 October 18, 2012

drugstore cowboy

Noun. A robber who specializes in drugstores, the places where the drugs are. See the movie, "Drugstore Cowboy."

"I robbed a drugstore last night, and got a load of fine downers, so I'm a drugstore cowboy."

by Joyce Boles April 9, 2006