driving the porcelain bus

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.

Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

Deerstracted Driving

Dangerous and imprudent driving as a result of inattentiveness caused by scanning passing fields for wild game.

"Barry put his pick-up in the ditch after missing the curve during a deerstracted driving event. The bill from the body shop will cost him many bucks and quite a bit of doe."

by Angry Wound November 13, 2019

driving south

1. A totally plausible transition period one reaches while driving on the open freeway after work on a beautiful Friday afternoon, with the wind in your hair, some Smashing Pumpkins blaring from the stereo, a pocket full of money, a chilled beverage in your lap, and anticipating an awesome weekend.
2. Unwinding after work and entering a far truer realm of existence.

Dude, after driving south for a half hour I'm ready for the festivities!"

by Mack C March 17, 2007

driving like a pissed off teenager

Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".

Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."

by malarky2020 December 16, 2009

Driving Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to swear at and flip obscene gestures at the assbag drivers all around you; verbal road rage.

I had a severe case of Driving Tourette's this morning with all the dipshits cutting me off and slamming their brakes for no apparent reason!

by Capoeira Guy June 16, 2010

driving the porcelain bus

Spewing into the toilet. You are on your knees and your hands are on the bowl(steering wheel). People who drive the bus are usually drunk and drive it very cautiously, they hold onto the steering wheels firmlyx

Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.

by timbo6969 January 3, 2017

fat-driving

The act of a fat person driving in such a way that it reflects their loud, fat, lazy, and undisciplined personality. It is most often done in cars and vans from the 80s or late-model trucks. Fat-drivers always look unhappy in their automobiles.

"I tried to take a left into the parking lot, but some fat bitch was fat-driving down the center blocking both lanes."

"I wanted to back out, but some 400-pound guy in a Festiva is stopped behind me eating a chalupa. I honked so he'd pull forward, but he just looked at me while he struggled to breathe."

by mikedx42 March 1, 2010