kevin draggonette

Basically a kid who can do whatever he wants, and somehow get it/or be good at it. He went to Calvert hall in Towson MD, where I watched him make the baseball team, while probably never starting a single game. But he made the team, somehow. He also never shuts up, as he could go on for hours about something entirely irrelevant to anything at all. While at CHC he was also the drum major even though he didn't know the first thing about music. Meanwhile, his first semester senior year, he bragged about his 99 overall average that he achieved "just for kicks." Essentially he is the man, even though only one girl was ever into him (at least that I ever saw) and even then she didn't really like him. So no girls actually ever liked him. But he's still the man.

"Who do you want to be when you grow up?" kevin draggonette, of course

by C__H__C February 8, 2015

Swaggin Wagon Dragon

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.

They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

by ballerg17 March 8, 2017

Dragon flagon

An old term for a cup with poison inside.

The baron was slipped the dragon flagon, while at the feast.

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

dragon's bitch

One who is a slave to a legendary reptilian beast. Often used to demean a gamer who plays Skyrim.

Beto: "Awww man, how did i get killed by that stupid Mudcrab?!"

Alex: "It's probably cuz you're a dragon's bitch, dude haha!"

Beto: "STOP TALKING!!!"

by Electroso April 25, 2014

Frat Dragon

Filling one's mouth with liquid and clapping the cheeks together to emit a misty spray of liquid into another's vicinity, like a fire-breathing dragon. Seems to have originated at small liberal-arts schools in the Northeast, possibly Dickinson or Middlebury College.

Dude One: "Bro why's your face all wet?"
Dude Two: "Some punk just clapped his cheeks together, and his eyes got all wide and he yelled "Frat Dragon!" in my face.
Dude One: "You got Frat Dragoned"

by Chewbacca21 December 5, 2010

Cum Breathing Space Dragon

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.

Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.

by ChrisCash July 2, 2011

Slut Dragon

A type of dragon shown in the show Rick and Morty. These dragons are known to "fuck, suck, and eat butt." They tend to perform soul bonds with more than one rider, something which is looked down upon in the magical realm. They seem to have varying levels of which sexual acts they deem ok, as some consider wooly mammoths fair game while others look down upon such acts. It is surmised that the older slut dragons are able to receive staffs and living spaces of some sort, and possibly have other designations of seniority.

“Shadow Jacker, you haven’t come out of your Masturbation Cave in eons!”

"We are the slut dragons. We live in these slut caves"
"The slut dragon has escaped. Anyone caught harboring it is also a slut"

by Zinvia December 9, 2019