by Redact3dRedact3d July 7, 2016
A slang term refering to people of Asian ancestry. The term comes from the fringe belief that Asians are the result of dragon/human interbreeding eons ago. These human/dragon hybrids (aka Asians, or simply dragons) have evolved to be impervious to lung cancer regardless of how heavily they smoke since they have dorment fire breathing genes. Also modern day human/dragon hybrids possess the ability to fly however no non-dragon has ever witnessed that feat first hand. This is the ancient Chinese secret everyone refers to.
I thought I was going to fail math; luckily my study partner is a dragon. Apparently calculus comes to them just as naturally as breathing fire.
by dragonluver69 November 26, 2006
A mythical creature present in both western and eastern legends. Usually scaly, serpentine, have wings, and a crest of some kind.
Western legends show dragons in a fairly negative light. Most of the legends of dragons show them as fearsome, merciless beats who devour maidens, destroy villages, and keep hoards of treasures for which numerous knights attempt to slay the dragon in quests for either righteousness or personal wealth.
Eastern legends, however, show dragons in a much more positive sense. In most eastern areas, especially China and Japan, dragons are sacred beings of a snakes body, wings, a deer's antlers, and numerous other parts from other creatures rather than the modern day scaly, winged beasts. The eastern dragons are revered with honor and are considered symbols of wealth, strength, intelligence, and overall near-perfection.
The modern day dragon usually encapsulates the fearsome, strong, and proud looks of western myths and the intelligence, holiness, and strength of dragons in eastern myths. However, most dragons nowadays are used as signs of strength, majesty, honor, intelligence, etc.
A dragon is not a dragon unless he breaths fire.
Western legends show dragons in a fairly negative light. Most of the legends of dragons show them as fearsome, merciless beats who devour maidens, destroy villages, and keep hoards of treasures for which numerous knights attempt to slay the dragon in quests for either righteousness or personal wealth.
Eastern legends, however, show dragons in a much more positive sense. In most eastern areas, especially China and Japan, dragons are sacred beings of a snakes body, wings, a deer's antlers, and numerous other parts from other creatures rather than the modern day scaly, winged beasts. The eastern dragons are revered with honor and are considered symbols of wealth, strength, intelligence, and overall near-perfection.
The modern day dragon usually encapsulates the fearsome, strong, and proud looks of western myths and the intelligence, holiness, and strength of dragons in eastern myths. However, most dragons nowadays are used as signs of strength, majesty, honor, intelligence, etc.
A dragon is not a dragon unless he breaths fire.
by 0rph3u5 March 13, 2012
dranky Dragons are member of the female sex, only to be used for slaying and other sexual purposes. Rated by your friends as under a "5". Often found lurking in grimey dance bars/clubs and the like. A man shall only pickup a dragon under the following circumstances: a) It is 17 minutes before the bar closes. b) Said man has drank more alcoholic beverages then one can count on 3 hands. c) Man has not had sexual intercourse in more than 4 weeks
by Moximus August 4, 2006
V. The act of raising your hands over your head while vomiting in an attempt to imitate a fire-breathing dragon. This is usually done while extremely intoxicated and makes for a hilarious scene.
1. Uhhhh, all that beer and Taco Bell made me sick; I think I am going to dragon.
2. Dude, I just dragoned off the balcony. Now, where's my beer?
2. Dude, I just dragoned off the balcony. Now, where's my beer?
by T without PoPo or seanf April 7, 2011
That person is so dragon
by WalaWalaWashington April 29, 2009
when some chick is giving you a bj and you push her head right down onto your dick just as you shoot, and your dick is so far in her mouth the spunk comes out of her nose.
"Dude, the other day this girl I know sneezed, and some white stuff came out. She must have been dragonned!"
"Man, this chick was so ungrateful when I dragonned her, she hocked it back up and spat it in my eye!"
"Man, this chick was so ungrateful when I dragonned her, she hocked it back up and spat it in my eye!"
by St George January 9, 2005