saving a rough draft

When you are in the middle of urinating, and decide you might have to take a shit soon, so you don't flush the toilet right away. Saving a rough draft can be out of a sincere desire to conserve water, or just out of sheer laziness.

Dude, why didn't you flush?
Oh, sorry about that. I was saving a rough draft.

by this_is_not_the_target_market April 18, 2011

Daffled

When someone is Dumb and Baffled = Daffled

I showed my boss our new iphone app, she was completely and utterly daffled.

I later heard her regurgitate it to the management team like it was her baby. hey were even more daffled.

I think she managed to look smart. Bitch.

by tinternet February 17, 2010

rough draft

An advanced form of the "spicey edit", the rough draft is a completely fabricated story made up to stir up some drama and entertain its audience.

Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.

Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!

by 313vagina March 5, 2009

Draft Punk

Underproduced or distorted progressive trap music ~ often times in sync with current events.

this new draft punk slaps! especially in quarantine.

by datoneboul March 19, 2020

drafter

A person who drafts drawings using either a computer (CAD) or pencil, pen and paper. Modern drafter(s) use computers and drafting software (Cad monkey). Drafters usually work under the direction of a designer or engineer. Drafters are expected to be experts at creating drawings.

An engineer would like to present an idea. He would request a drafter to create a drawing.

by Jean-Paul Lanaux November 6, 2007

Beard-druff

A large mass of crusty shit that tends to form beneath the layers of ones beard creating an endless supply of disgusting dandruff which one then must remove.

Holy fuck man, this shit never ends! I feel like a fucking snowglobe!
Or,
Hey Pettipas, yeah right there.... No man your left.... aww dude, it's blowing my way..... Fuckin beard-druff

by Dandruff, Beard May 15, 2009

Drafted

When you're 18 years old and not old enough to have cigarettes or alcohol but you're sent out to be forced to die in a meaningless war. Without choice. That's pretty fucked up isnt it? Basically it's a death lottery that goes by your birthdate and if you win you get forced to die.

Aww FUCK. I got drafted. Fuck this shit.

by Gage2003A3 January 4, 2020