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Jimmy Dipstick

Person A: 2+2=5
Person B: No, Jimmy Dipstick, 2+2=4
by Alicen June 19, 2006
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Desticy

1. Noun: Referring to Robert Pattinson's abs when the pictures of the reunion scene of the Twilight Saga: New Moon came out.
Robert Pattinson's desticy is showing.
Did you see Rpattz's desticy in those photos?
I wanna wash my clothes on Edward Cullen's desticy.
by purpledaisy723 May 27, 2009
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Eskimo Dipstick

Upon sticking your fingers into a bucket of ice/cup of icewater/anything cold, you promptly stick your fingers into a womans anal passageway to the second knuckle.
Kendra asked me for a cup of icewater. I carried the beverage to her with fingers inside the cup(eskimo dipstick prep). Upon handing over said beverage i ninja'd my way behind her and unleashed the cold fingers of fury into her starfish.

Variation: Fingers can then be stuck under the victims nose ala' "dirty sanchez". As the fingers are cold and aroma frozen, this is to be known as the Dirty Inuit.
by Supaman8085 October 29, 2011
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dipstick

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person
Shut up you sleazy dipstick.
by Light Joker April 27, 2007
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Dusticles

The word refers to the dust that occupies your ball sack after not showering for days. May also refer to a very dumb indiviual from British Columbia who fails at everything except failing.
I got a bad case of dusticles.. I better go shower!

Hey dusticles, quit bein' so fucking stupid and do your homework!
by DustyIsFiending April 11, 2009
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distick short for This Dck
John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.
by Daddy Father August 24, 2021
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Stoney dipstick

A sexual maneuver involving two partners. The partners begin in the "missionary" position. After the partner on top has finished having intercourse he stands over the other pointing his penis towards his partner's mouth. He then proceeds to "dip" his penis into her mouth as if he were checking her for oil, often exclaiming "Bloop!"
After he finished giving Alana the business, he hopped up on his feet and gave her a Stoney dipstick. Bloop!
by jd315135125 January 17, 2010
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