The initials of a legendary college student from years ago. While these stories have only but rumored to be myths many believe a kid with these initials actually existed. It is rumored that he had a 26 beer pregame before going to a party. He can supposedly sober up in 30 minutes even if he is blackout. His weed tolerance got so high he needed to hit the gravity bong 4 times before class just to have a buzz. He has never experienced a hangover. He had a 13 beer alone sunday funday including double and triple funnels, one of the most aggresive lone drinks known to this day. Not once has he lost a chugging event. DPH is known to be one of the hardest partiers in the history of college.
"Yo, I hear DPH is coming to our party tonight" "Holy shit, we are going to be fucking legends"
"Omg DPH is soo hot, I hope he picks me to fuck tonight"
"Omg DPH is soo hot, I hope he picks me to fuck tonight"
by the trooth August 02, 2012
by phatrice April 18, 2006
DPH is an acronym for Dollars Per Hump. This refers to the amount of cash a male expends on average per sexual encounter with a female. For instance, if a male were to spend a total of $100 on 4 dates with a girl after which he had sex with her once each time, his DPH would be $25. It is widely believed that the lower a male's DPH, the more efficient he is in procuring sex. However, it should be taken into consideration that more attractive females may command and require a higher DPH based on their ability to pursue alternative and more plentiful sources of income should they so desire.
by DukeMPG August 01, 2008
Divorced Parent Holiday Syndrome- To spend a lot of money on your kids for holidays due to your spouse and you being seperated
by Electralia November 29, 2014