DPH

DPH is an acronym for Dollars Per Hump. This refers to the amount of cash a male expends on average per sexual encounter with a female. For instance, if a male were to spend a total of $100 on 4 dates with a girl after which he had sex with her once each time, his DPH would be $25. It is widely believed that the lower a male's DPH, the more efficient he is in procuring sex. However, it should be taken into consideration that more attractive females may command and require a higher DPH based on their ability to pursue alternative and more plentiful sources of income should they so desire.

We've only been out twice and both times we grabbed fast food so my DPH is looking pretty good.

by DukeMPG September 25, 2008

dph

Pronounced D-P-H it is an acronym for really good pot. It's short for any one of the following combinations
Dank/Damn Primo/Premium/Phenomenal Herb.

Dude, now that it's legal let's fire up some of that dph you're stashing in your sock drawer!

by Doc Primo Herb February 4, 2018

dph

dph (dick pretty hard). dph is used when something is just “alright” or ur reply to a question is “maybe”.

ex: that movie last night got my dph

by pac-manmaster September 11, 2021

DPhoe

Girls part of an org that like to act like they hot shit, but girl, the red you wearing is partially dirty period blood, NASTY.

Guy: Yo, i totally screwed a dphoe last night.
Friend: HAHA bro.... I was there, she let me get it first.

by slangkilla March 9, 2015

DPHCD

The ultimate of insults adding two pungent name calling names to form a super name calling name... It stands for "Dirty Pirate Hooker, Cum Dumpster" Use with extreme caution.

Jim: "Wow she is a DPHCD"

Kirk: "I know she just sleeps with any guy as long as he never calls her again"

Jim: "I know and I thought there was chemistry between us"

Kirk: "There was if you consider lies chemistry. She's a vampire of souls"

Jim: "Yeah, lets go snort salt, shoot some tequila and punch each other in the face"

Kirk: "Done! That sounds swell"

by DPHF March 2, 2011

DPhil

Equivalent to a PhD, DPhil is particularly used in some British and Commonwealth universities. It stands for 'Doctor in Philosophy' and is typically the highest awarded degree in academia. DPhil's typically take anywhere from 3-6 or even more years of graduate study.

That person over there obtained their DPhil from Oxford University, last year.

by magisterlim February 22, 2021

dphcd

Quite possibly the greatest insult acronym ever. Stands for Dirty Pirate Hooker Cum Dumpster. This phrase can be used against any female one considers dirty, slutty, hookeresque, confused, loves to be poked, or borderline retarded. If DPH is an insult then DPHCD is a super insult. This phrase must be used with extreme caution so long as said female has never heard of the urban dictionary. Salud!

Person 1: Wow that chick loves sleeping around.

Person 2: Yeah she's a dphcd

Person 1: Wow whats that? That insult sure sounds cool!

Person 2: Oh, just the greatest insult known to mandkind.

Person 1: Wow I wish I was as cool as you.

by dphcdfinder March 13, 2011