DPHCD 

The ultimate of insults adding two pungent name calling names to form a super name calling name... It stands for "Dirty Pirate Hooker, Cum Dumpster" Use with extreme caution.

Jim: "Wow she is a DPHCD"

Kirk: "I know she just sleeps with any guy as long as he never calls her again"

Jim: "I know and I thought there was chemistry between us"

Kirk: "There was if you consider lies chemistry. She's a vampire of souls"

Jim: "Yeah, lets go snort salt, shoot some tequila and punch each other in the face"

Kirk: "Done! That sounds swell"

DPHCD by DPHF March 2, 2011

dphcd 

Quite possibly the greatest insult acronym ever. Stands for Dirty Pirate Hooker Cum Dumpster. This phrase can be used against any female one considers dirty, slutty, hookeresque, confused, loves to be poked, or borderline retarded. If DPH is an insult then DPHCD is a super insult. This phrase must be used with extreme caution so long as said female has never heard of the urban dictionary. Salud!

Person 1: Wow that chick loves sleeping around.

Person 2: Yeah she's a dphcd

Person 1: Wow whats that? That insult sure sounds cool!

Person 2: Oh, just the greatest insult known to mandkind.

Person 1: Wow I wish I was as cool as you.

dphcd by dphcdfinder March 13, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004