Muskegon Downhiller

When you take a handful of pop rocks, spit in your hand, and jack off

I was bored so I gave myself a Muskegon Downhiller

by Dirtylew February 20, 2015

downhill

A sport. Raced on moutain bikes down a steep hill filled with obsicals such as roots, jumps, stumps , drops and so on. Best sport in the world get out and do it. Commonly raced on full suspension bikes but some hartails are equaly as suited to racing downhill.

I entered that downhill race on sunday

by greened October 23, 2004

downhill skier

A woman doing four guys at once.

Beth was doing the downhill Skier. One guy in each hand with one from behind and one in the mouth.

by Dan_Da_Man_69 September 25, 2007

Downhill Ice

-ice that is on a downward slope, often much more dangerous than regular ice

Guys I slipped on that downhill ice! It hurt a lot!- Nick DeYulio

by I'm A Real Boy! March 16, 2011

aspen downhill

When a chic is sitting between two guys jerking them off simultaneously, simulating a downhill skier!

Aspen downhill

by Bone Miller February 18, 2014

What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?

A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.

A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."

Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)

Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:

J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."

J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

Got pushed downhill in a hippy van

This is the new term for when a television series runs out of new material and begins making ridiculous subplots that inevitable lead to the downfall of the show. Previous generations have called it "jumping the shark" after a bold move by the Fonz.

The prime example of this was in an episode of Lost called "Tricia Takanawa is dead", where the climax of the episode was when a titanic man named Hurley drove a broken VW hippy van down a hill for no apparent reason.

"Man that episode reminded me of when Lost got pushed downhill in a hippy van lol."

by Venis December 14, 2008