Dollingered

a sweet no scope in COD4, COD WAW, and COD MW2.

Yo i just dollingered that cat.

by K daWg i likaah teh juice January 23, 2010

Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

by Reubens-world September 6, 2013

ken dolling

The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)

You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.

Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled

by slangslingingslasher February 2, 2014

Howelling

verb. To whine about something, especially that which has nothing to do with them, that would not bother any reasonable person.

Did you read what Ben posted on Twitter? He isn't even involved. He's howelling!

Why are you howelling? That joke has nothing to do with you!

by ziggity zaggity December 20, 2020

dopelings

dopelings are little pieces of bud youve dropped on the carpet or left in a tray or maybe on a cd case on the top shelf of the closet. dopelings are best enjoyed when youve run out and just remembered the dopelings.

"dude i was fiendin earlier, but i found some dopelings under the coffee table, sweet"

by rcorey007 March 1, 2009

Diligent Dellinger

Someone who is a hard worker and can multi-task.

She was a good hire, I see her over there working like a Diligent Dellinger.

by BurntNostalgia December 5, 2011

Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey

The name Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, with all of God's powers) gives the little monkey that he makes come out of a gang member's butt in revenge of a previous beating.

"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."

by BD August 6, 2004