Douchecock

Someone who is so much of a douche and a cock, that the word had to be combined in order to save time.

Schindig is a douchecock

by Toasttyyy November 5, 2014

Sir Alfred Douchecock

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.

#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!

by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011

douchecock

a derogatory term used to express great disgust for another person who is, in fact, a waste of life.

1. Jason is a douchecock
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.
3. Did u just say douchecock?!?

by yo motha March 5, 2005

Douchecockington the Third

The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.

"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."

by roflwaffle08 December 9, 2008

Dustcock

The drawing of a classic text book-style penis graphic onto a dust-laiden motor vehicle. Usually done by hand using the forefinger or middle finger.

* That car is so filthy, someone has drawn dustcocks all over it!

* I need to wash my car, its so dirty, someone has dustcocked the bonnet

by Jonez CoId March 3, 2008

duchcock

1 Someone who is a complete asshole but doesn't realize it yet
2 A name for someone who is a bitch

John your being a duchcock

That that guy is a duchcock

by Rick Fisher July 4, 2008

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008