douchebagnish

A language spoken exclusively by douche bags. to understand one must be or study a douche bag

douche bag:Hey! check out my new ride! its tight! it has everything you can imagine in it! it cost me 300,000 bucks! i can afford that though because i am awesome!......

non douche bag:Dude WTF did you just say? i don't speak douchebagnish

by chris this April 18, 2010

douchebagenstein

A word derived from a proper name and a familiar word; douchebag and Frankenstein. The combination of these two words suggests a douchebag (see def.) and something completely mutated personified. The combination of the two is defined as such:

1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".

"I'd really like to go home right now, because this is extremely boring, but my boss is being a total douchebagenstein."

by AFG11 June 16, 2009

Douchebagnterry

Definition When someone is permanently angry and mad over every little thing

Negative

Douchebagnterry makes you negative about everything even if it’s positive

by Dr. Bob November 4, 2019

Douchebagology

The study of Douchebags.

Your such a douchebag! You should go to douchebag college and study Douchebagology. You will become a certified douchebagologist.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

Douche Wagon

Douche Wagon- Commonly used to describe a person who has taken their douchebag triats too far and a more powerful description is needed

Hey dude why is he in a stroller at the party...

He's doing it for attention...he's a total douche wagon.

by Fa Heat May 3, 2010

douche-wagon

a large SUV or Hummer driven by a douchebag to intimidate other drivers with its size

I ended up accidentally running a red light because I couldn't see around the douche-wagon in front of me.

My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.

by ox gray July 26, 2010

Douchebagon

A dragon that is a douchebag.

Dragon: *kicks over sandcastle* ROFLAWLZ
Ricky: Wow, what a douchebagon.

by Skelectory April 1, 2009