Douchearu

A douchey Subaru owner. Actions of a douchearu include but are not limited to:
•excessive revving
•installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
•Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club

I missed my exit because I got blocked by a Subaru. He thought I was racing him. What a douchearu.

That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.

by SpyderLyfe July 22, 2018

Douchean

Douchery of a level that is only comparable to the size of a trully sizable body of water i.e. an ocean

Alex - "Rauli you dick, you're such a douche you might as well be the God damn Pacific Douchean"

Rauli - "C-c-c-Yeah! That's mah babe!" *thumbs up* "Eeyyy, but at least I'm only full of whales, I don't sleep with them - Midy Dick ahoy!"

by Dalthran November 24, 2011

douchea baggea

Pronounced: do-shay-bag-eh

A classy way of calling someone a douche bag.

My word, that citizen is such a douchea baggea!

by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011

douchemate

A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.

Ryan, stop being such a douchemate and clean up your dishes.

by SteveSyf March 11, 2010

Douchebattalion

a large number of douchebags in one area, typically numbering between 300 and 1300.

Oh God, I barely made it out of Urban Outfitters. There had to be an entire douchebattalion in there.

by Cryptoherbotanist April 17, 2010

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

Douchepatch

The douchepatch is the tiny patch of hair deliberately grown on the lower lip. It is basically a stupid, upside down mustache, worn only by douchebags, fratboys and Howie Mandel.

"Did you see Jen's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he totally had a douchepatch...WTF is she thinking?"

or

"Hey! That drunk asshole with the douchepatch just grabbed my tit!"

by Sir Smurfalot June 19, 2014