Doucheaveriiatius

A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.

The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.

<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"

<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."

by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012

Douchecape

Any one of the iconio popular T-shirts made famous by celebrities stupid enough to spend $300.00 on a silk screened t-shirt normal people buy at Target for 9.99.

Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it

Ed: That Ashton Kutcher looks cool in that Affliction T-shirt, I'm gonna buy one too so I'll be cool like him

Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.

by ManicMike March 27, 2009

douchebagery

words or actions given by one who is a douchebag

"I really can't deal with your douchebagery right now."

by kimmorris January 4, 2009

Douchebagery

–noun

The art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.

Misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.

Belittling others in order to make yourself look better.

Showing a total disrespect for other people's feelings or societal norms.

The act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.

-See also guidos and meatheads

New Jersey guidos practice douchebagery down the shore.

Bill Clinton is a master of douchebagery.

by Matty_O February 4, 2010

Douchewater

Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.

"Did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater...he downed it like a pro"

by austen p August 20, 2006

douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.

Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!

by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004

Doucheperger

Doucheperger syndrome is distinguished by a pattern of symptoms rather than a single symptom. It is characterized by qualitative impairment in social interaction, by stereotyped and patterns of activities and interests. Intense preoccupation with one's own interests, one-sided verbosity, intense fascination with the smell of one's own farts, and generally being a complete douchebag are typical of the condition, but are not required for diagnosis.

There is no single treatment for Doucheperger syndrome, and the effectiveness of particular interventions is supported by only limited data. Intervention is generally not encouraged. Find some better friends.

He did what? Unbelievable! I think he's got doucheperger syndrome.

by captaincursor February 9, 2008