doucheosterone

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.

Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.

by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

Douchebig

A variation of pronouncing the word douchebag (or a speech impediment) used in the new Adult Swim cartoon series "Dethklok Metalocalypse" by the band's dummer Pickles.

Band member 1: What is this place?
Band member 2: I think its a food library...
Pickles: It's a supermarket you douchebigs!

by LemonDemon August 24, 2006

douchebusters

A highly trained squad of anonymous heroes, commissioned in 1982 by the Miami City Council for the elimination of douchebags from local bars and clubs.

I was getting cock-blocked by the douche wearing the pink shirt with the collar popped, until I called Douchebusters. Thanks to them, I'm going home with a hot piece of ass.

by Capt. Phil McCrotch December 21, 2007

Douchecicle

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"

"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"

by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

douchecoustic

A sub genre of alternative music played by such artists/bands as John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews and many more. The music makes you feel like an edd hardy wearing, fake tanned, sunglasses at night wearing douchebag. Douchecoustic music is mainly centered around at least one guitar. A true douchecoustic fan only gives the initials of a douchecoustic artist such as DMB for dave matthews band.

Man 1: Whats your favorite type of music bra?
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.

Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.

by bigpapa13 November 17, 2009

Douchaism

1.A religion in which the followers are douches

2.A noun used to describe a douchey situation

1."He's a douche, he must be a follower of Douchaism"

2."This is douchaism!"

by Ali, leader of douchaism May 2, 2009

doucheosphere

When someone who is a douchebag experiences the delusion that not only is he not simply a disposable, usless bags of douche who does not assist in the functioning of the planet in any way, but also that he is important enough to actually be a planet, and he begins orbiting his own douchey self.

We could tell he was really living within his own doucheosphere when he tried to sue his ex for dumping his sorry ass.

by RachelTheWastedHouseWife June 4, 2010