Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.
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Guy: Dude...WHAT THE HELL?!
Douche: What?
Guy: Why'd you do that?
Douche: I don't know.
Guy: Freaking douchamonger..
Guy: Dude...WHAT THE HELL?!
Douche: What?
Guy: Why'd you do that?
Douche: I don't know.
Guy: Freaking douchamonger..
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That dude is a douchecepticon.
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A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano
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2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
by Elix March 29, 2005
Get the douchemonger mug.A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.
Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"
Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."
Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."
Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."
Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."
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:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
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