douchebagenstein

A word derived from a proper name and a familiar word; douchebag and Frankenstein. The combination of these two words suggests a douchebag (see def.) and something completely mutated personified. The combination of the two is defined as such:

1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".

"I'd really like to go home right now, because this is extremely boring, but my boss is being a total douchebagenstein."

by AFG11 June 16, 2009

douchebagel

1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.

John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

by Xer0Syk0 September 26, 2006

douchebagette

Simply put: a female douche bag

Dude, your mom is a douchebagette for not letting us build a tree fort

by whatsupguy May 28, 2010

DoucheLander

The Ultimate Douche bag. There can be only One.

After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.

by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009

doucheland

German name for what we call Germany

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches

by andy1 February 25, 2006

douchebeard

A beard that is not fully grown in and is trying to be pulled off as cool; A very small, unattractive strip of hair on a man's chin.

"Hey man can you believe Stephen has a beard now?"

"Naww man, thats just a douchebeard."

by Lil' C Wild Card May 4, 2010

Doucheland

A place inhabited by douches, obviously.

Grand Bend, a beach in Ontario, is a Doucheland.

by Pennylane September 5, 2013