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Douchebaggetry

Noun. The state of being a douchebag, characterized by pretentiousness, overinflated self-worth (egotism) and low intelligence. Pejoratively (negatively) used.
I hear you. His douchebaggetry knows no bounds.
by DAHL January 5, 2011
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douchefaggery

To engage in douchefaggery is to do something both douchey and gay.
College football? What douchefaggery!

Idiots who don't drink hot kool aid engage in serious douchefaggery. I MADE THIS FOR YOU!
by gravityrides January 11, 2011
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Douchebaggitry

The act of practicing Douchebagarry. Being a total Douche bag A.K.A. Silly fucking ass hole with no concern for the feeling or needs of others.Whom also enjoys doing thing that are mainly outdated or totally unfit for him.
Example 1
Person1: You see what Mike is doing to Rosanna?
Person 2: Yeah that is total Douchebaggitry !!!!
Example2
Person 1: Mike said he had work today and couldn't pick up his kid. Turns out it was a playoff game for football.
Person 2: That is total Douchebaggitry !!!!
by Takerthephenom June 20, 2010
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douchebaggotry

The Bush Administration will forever be remembered for its douchebaggotry.
by TJizzle September 15, 2007
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douchebaggots

a ficticious word created by J.T. of KS

he first coined the phrase when he intended to call someone a douchebag and a faggot at the same time but due to a lapse of intellegence(happens every five minutes) he accidently said douchebaggots

a douchebaggot is on fact someone being a raging "shithead"
JT: OMG, those guys that are beating up that retarded orphan with aborted fetuses are douchebaggots

EVERYONE ELSE: did you just say douchebaggots, your such a fucking dumbass JT
by D-STAR April 6, 2007
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douchebaggitude

Unsubstatiated self-importance, the mind-boggling opinion that some individuals of sub par appearance, or social skills entertain that are more attractive than they actually are.

The deluded belief of some individuals (usually male) that they actually have mojo
"Why is Fugly acting like God's gift?"

"That's because he does."

"Wow, that's some serious douchebaggitude."
by Lobo DeLuxe May 25, 2009
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douchebaggetry

when someone sets you up for the fall by blaming you for something the blamer really did.
douchebaggetry is the action of someone who really yells at and insults and then calls you the bad one.

when you ask your neighbor to move their car out of the way in your own driveway so you can get out but when you realize how drunk she is, you ask the more sober ones at the house to move the car or suggest , okay , you can move it tomorrow but the drunken neighbor yells out, "why are you bitching and complaining" and threatens to "shit on your lawn".The drunken neighbor then sneaks out and starts the car by herself and takes of at full speed down a side street as you yell out stop a see her pull into the local watering hole for more, well to me that is douchebaggery.

The next day as all her friends are over revering her as a driving booze hero she yells out across the lawn to me , " I didn't shit on your lawn", probably making everyone think I accused her of it.

Anyways, seems her and some of her friends think it is cool to talk about excrementing on people's lawns.
by f.o.p. August 3, 2008
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