A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.
by johnhoo.com December 4, 2014
Get the douchemonk mug.One who is extremely sexy but also a douchebag. you do not want to have any relations with this person because of their douchebaggery. you just want to bang them
Alex: Dayummmm he's sexy
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable
Michelle:*nods*
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable
Michelle:*nods*
by Trickynikkki28 June 2, 2012
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DoucheCon
• Douchecon Five
• douchecanoe
• Douchecopter
• Douchecano
• douchebonnet
• douchecockery
• douchecoo
• douchemonk
• doucheon
Dude, I gotta get out here. That douchebomb, Greg just walked in. I can almost feel the douchiosity crawling up my leg.
by shrimphead May 8, 2008
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Guy: Dude...WHAT THE HELL?!
Douche: What?
Guy: Why'd you do that?
Douche: I don't know.
Guy: Freaking douchamonger..
Guy: Dude...WHAT THE HELL?!
Douche: What?
Guy: Why'd you do that?
Douche: I don't know.
Guy: Freaking douchamonger..
by Pdoany. February 25, 2009
Get the douchamonger mug.The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!
Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!
Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!
Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!
by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011
Get the DoucheBoggled mug.Describing someone who has went beyond the regular Douchbag standards. They are the ultimate idiots. They usually tend to take pictures of themselves, with no shirt, and/or their cars (referred to as their baby) and post it on Facebook. It is advised to not date a Douchcopter due to their huge ego which is trying to make up for their lack of endowment.
Women 1: "That guy is really cute."
Women 2: "He takes pictures shirtless and posts them on
Facebook.. ..."
Women 1: "......What a douchcopter."
Women 2: "He takes pictures shirtless and posts them on
Facebook.. ..."
Women 1: "......What a douchcopter."
by Jordy...19 August 26, 2011
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A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano
by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011
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