deucebumps

When your poop is releasing from your butthole and the person pooping experiences goosebumps (esp. on the legs)

I can remember one time during the summer I had to poop so bad that when I finally made it to the toilet and pooped, I experienced deucebumps.

by deucebumps by r.l. stein January 26, 2011

Douchepump

One level worse than a douchebag. Allows the user to deliver more hate.

Fucking douchepump.

by LMJQ July 23, 2010

Doucheburns

Sideburns of a douchebag and/or side burns that make you look douchy.

Hey, look at the doucheburns on that guy.

by HardyMonster November 1, 2009

douchepumpkin

A name you call a freind that is being an extra douche.

Also used as abbreviated D.P.

Joe your such a fucking douchepumpkin.

Matt is such a D.P.

by lowell levenson August 9, 2008

Douche bumps

Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.

I can't stand that guy. He gives me douche bumps.

by ric scu May 26, 2014

douchecumpoop

A douchecumpoop is a total moron who is a very huge douche and doesn’t even know it

That Eric is clueless, what a douchecumpoop!

by Ringer_of_O's May 7, 2018

Deucebumps

The hair raising bumps on your face and arms when you have to poop .

As he approached the bathroom door, his stomach rumbled and the ”deucebumps” appeared on his arms and face.

by Lowboy41 May 29, 2018