Douchebadgery

n., the sense of entitlement displayed by hordes of blowhard tourists sporting badges (vs. just wristbands or single event tickets) during the South by Southwest music/film/interactive festival (SXSW) in Austin, TX each March.

(says a local): "I have no intention of going downtown tonight and subjecting myself to all that douchebadgery."

by Debmocracy March 12, 2010

Douchebanger

Some one who is a fuck up, slow, retarded, or screws others over. All derogatory words fit this word.

That guy is such a Douchebanger!

by MisterTim December 10, 2009

douchebanger

a type of mostly sucky, somewhat compulsory gathering or get-together marked by the attendance of primarily douchebags and douchebaguettes.

I'm totally pissed I have to go to this karaoke retirement party for my boss, it's going to be a total douchebanger.

by kbesque July 6, 2010

douchebaggage

A level of considerable attitude and/or cockiness brought into a situation by a douchebag.

Steve, the new marketing intern who is clearly a douchebag, has brought unpacked his douchebaggage all over the office.

by JerseyGirl71 January 6, 2011

Douchebaggage

Eye candy on the arm of a douchebag.

Check out the douchebaggage on Todd. I bet he had to pay for that. He couldn't fit that douchebaggage in the overhead compartment.

by Not Douchebaggage October 31, 2009

Douchebanger

Person that has anal sex with a Douchebag OR A Douchemoron.

Go screw your douchebag boyfriend you douchebanger.

by shoromeo December 21, 2008

douchebaggage

intangible things, feelings, or circumstances that cause one to behave in a douchey manner

When you come in here you need to check your douchebaggage at the door.

by xfit kid September 25, 2010