douchebaguette

a hybrid between a douche and piece of bread.

I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.

by punster October 25, 2010

Douchebaguette

A French woman who acts like a douchebag.

I'm trying to get a coffee, and this douchebaguette in front of me won't shut up about how you can't get an acceptable croissant anywhere in the US.

by L'Awesome November 16, 2010

douchebaguette

1. The superlative form of douchebag.
2. An especially delicious type of French bread.

This douchebaguette is spectacular, but the baker who sold it to me was kind of a douchebaguette.

by Human Ecologist March 7, 2007

douchebaguette

Related to a douchebag but more appropriate. Used mainly in a proffesional or learning environment

Teacher: SIT DOWN!
Student: Stop being a douchebaguette
Teacher:Haha! That's school appropraite and mean at the same time!

by Coach Cabbage June 22, 2009

Douchebaguette

A female version of a douchebag. Typically surrounded by douchebags because no normal person can stand them.

Did you hear the nonsense Cayla is spewing. She’s such a douchebaguette.

by Dingbat1 April 22, 2018

Douchebaguette

A fucking baguette that isn’t fucking right.

Person 1: Hey this baguette is shitty
Person 2: Woah what a douchebaguette

by Afuckingoddpieceofshit June 17, 2018

douchebagette

Simply put: a female douche bag

Dude, your mom is a douchebagette for not letting us build a tree fort

by whatsupguy May 28, 2010