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Douchelet

The child or children of a known douchebag. Perhaps predisposed to doucheitis, the children are often petulant and some times sport frosted tips, wife beaters and heavy tans prior to hitting puberty.

Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.
If that douchelet makes any noise during the movie, I'm going to punt it in the soft spot.
by guidodouche13 August 13, 2009
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Doucheflake

A complete moron, someone who has no idea what's going on yet acts like they know everything.
That guy is such a doucheflake, he thinks that his shit don't stink.
by Damagedkitty January 27, 2009
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douchelectual

a portmanteau of the words douche and intellectual, referring to someone who tries so hard to pass himself off as intellectual that he just comes off as a douche.
moleskin, check. tortoise shell frames, check. scarf, check. what a total douchelectual.
by t rex esquire March 4, 2010
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douchefest

1:A festival created purely out of douchebags, douchewhores, etc.

2:A time when they're are multiple douchbags in a room.
"Man, this place is a complete douchefest!"

"I'm leavin this douchefest."
by Lusty Shackleford April 6, 2006
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Doucheflag

A popped collar. This gives off a clear signal that whoever is waving said doucheflag is, in fact, a douche.

Men who fly the doucheflag are often known to wear colorful plaid shorts and sport their favorite pair of Crocs.
John: Dude, Tommy should take down that doucheflag or nobody is ever going to talk to him.

Derek: Fo' sho'. He's such a douche.
by Seph Exo August 27, 2009
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DoucheFest 2004

DoucheFest 2004:

Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.

Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.

*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.
Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"
by BooRadley October 15, 2004
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Doucheflap

Unintentional crease/fold in a notebook, paper or book currently in use. Can be used as noun/verb or reflexive verb/adjective.
1. I have a doucheflap in my notebook. RAH!
2. Shit. I just doucheflapped my book.
3. This notebook is doucheflapping on me!
4. This book is so doucheflappy!
by Ira Banks and Laila Matar January 17, 2009
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