The child or children of a known douchebag. Perhaps predisposed to doucheitis, the children are often petulant and some times sport frosted tips, wife beaters and heavy tans prior to hitting puberty.
Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.
Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.
by guidodouche13 August 13, 2009
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a portmanteau of the words douche and intellectual, referring to someone who tries so hard to pass himself off as intellectual that he just comes off as a douche.
by t rex esquire March 4, 2010
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2:A time when they're are multiple douchbags in a room.
2:A time when they're are multiple douchbags in a room.
by Lusty Shackleford April 6, 2006
Get the douchefest mug.A popped collar. This gives off a clear signal that whoever is waving said doucheflag is, in fact, a douche.
Men who fly the doucheflag are often known to wear colorful plaid shorts and sport their favorite pair of Crocs.
Men who fly the doucheflag are often known to wear colorful plaid shorts and sport their favorite pair of Crocs.
John: Dude, Tommy should take down that doucheflag or nobody is ever going to talk to him.
Derek: Fo' sho'. He's such a douche.
Derek: Fo' sho'. He's such a douche.
by Seph Exo August 27, 2009
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Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.
Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.
*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.
Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.
Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.
*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.
Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"
by BooRadley October 15, 2004
Get the DoucheFest 2004 mug.Unintentional crease/fold in a notebook, paper or book currently in use. Can be used as noun/verb or reflexive verb/adjective.
1. I have a doucheflap in my notebook. RAH!
2. Shit. I just doucheflapped my book.
3. This notebook is doucheflapping on me!
4. This book is so doucheflappy!
2. Shit. I just doucheflapped my book.
3. This notebook is doucheflapping on me!
4. This book is so doucheflappy!
by Ira Banks and Laila Matar January 17, 2009
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