the awkward cold feeling a girl gets when cleaning her cooch. used as slang to describe something awkward.
bob: yo tom i heard you banged some really fat chick last nite.
tom: yeah it was your sister.
dick: DOUCHE CHILL!
tom: yeah it was your sister.
dick: DOUCHE CHILL!
by lonewolf January 04, 2005
the chills you receive when someone is acting like a TOTAL douche. the only cure is to destroy said persons babymaker and put them in their place.
im gettin some serious douche chills from you.
i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.
he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.
i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.
he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.
by kay-jay. July 28, 2009
A phrase used to describe the awkward moment which ensues after someone you know to be a douche bag says or does something to embarrass themselves. Works best when said in a sort of melody with the "douche" staccato and the "chill" legato.
Girl 1: Sarah's been absent from school a lot lately.
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...
by sammabanana August 10, 2007
Nice definition Aye jaye but unfortunately an utterly incorrect one.
First, I've been listening to Howard Stern for years, and have a large collection of tapes from the show. They've been using the term long, long before Arrested Development even came on the Air (November 2003 according to Wikipedia). As we speak I'm listening to the 11-19-2002 show (a full year before Arrested Development debuted), and Artie Lange is making fun of Eric the Midget's American Idol love by saying it gives him douche chills.
Basically, as it was used on the Stern show, it's when someone does or says something so douchy, it gives you chills.
First, I've been listening to Howard Stern for years, and have a large collection of tapes from the show. They've been using the term long, long before Arrested Development even came on the Air (November 2003 according to Wikipedia). As we speak I'm listening to the 11-19-2002 show (a full year before Arrested Development debuted), and Artie Lange is making fun of Eric the Midget's American Idol love by saying it gives him douche chills.
Basically, as it was used on the Stern show, it's when someone does or says something so douchy, it gives you chills.
The new guy at work came in and started telling me what to do. I would have told him off, but I was more surprised than anything. I'm not kidding, he gave me serious douche chills.
by Quadzilla99 May 27, 2008
The result of having been exposed to something chilling, or incredibly uncool.
A bodily reaction, usually from the waist down that comes from being surrounded by a 'really bad scene'.
A bodily reaction, usually from the waist down that comes from being surrounded by a 'really bad scene'.
Dick Cheney with a shotgun gives me a bad case of the Douche Chills.
Hanging out with that guy, Ted Bundy, gave me Douche Chills.
Hanging out with that guy, Ted Bundy, gave me Douche Chills.
by Papabear71 January 04, 2008
The lady I work with was on the phone and was being such a douche to the person on the other end that I got the douche chills.
by Jen9057 September 29, 2009
by mattkatz July 11, 2008